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So here's a very priceless conversation. Royston: Where're you all going after this? Us: We're going to the pub. Royston: Really ah? Us: uh huh, tomorrow school starts at ONE you know. got so much time for us to sleep in. Royston: Huh, But Yingen buy laptop leh, how to bring to pub?! Zishan: No, her mother bringing her laptop home for her lah, of course! Then she asked me want to ask her mother send me home as well anot, because it's on the way. I said dont want, because i wanted to join them at the pub. You didn't hear? Royston: ORHHHH, no wonder! Me: Eh charmaine, what's the difference between a pub, a disco and a club? Charmaine: Pub, you just go there to drink, club;s for dancing and DISCO IS IN THE 1960s LAH JOEY. Me: :( Zishan, Eh Royston you never go pub before right? Royston: I got go to my uncle's pub lah! Zishan: At HOME ah? Royston: NO LAH. (waseh, Royston coolio seh.) Me: So, Royston. Are you coming along with us later? Royston: No lah, cannot, i got RINKU dinner. Me: HUH, but then what if we get drunk?! it's so dangerous you know, just us girls. Charmaine: But he go also no use! Because he's half a girl! (EVERYBODY BURST OUT LAUGHING) Royston: (Obviously very angry, but continues) But then so late already got bus after twelve meh? US: TAKE TAXI LAH, ROYSTON. Royston: So who else going? Us: Oh, Stephanie, Joy-- Royston: JOY?!?! She is this kind of person meh? (sorry, soy joy!) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Royston: EH you go pub no need to get ready meh? Charmaine: Must get into character? (FYI, Zishan was choking on her drink.) Anon: DONT YOU MEAN MUST GET HIGH FIRST. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Seriously, Royston. You are damn naive. P.S: LUKE GOT IT IN ONE LOOK, SERIOUSLY SERIOUS. (Haha, k this is for another matter.)
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