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❝JOLO❞
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Now when i look back at the conversation, i can't stop laughing.
Friday, August 28, 2009 @ 4:27 AM






Viewer Discretion.
Due to alot, alot of vulgarities 
and disgustingness.




jolo                               holdthrillkiss.bs.com says:
WTF WTF WTF MY ROOM GOT COCKROACH WTF HOW WTF WHAT DO I DO?!
Keldon, Putting it bluntly for your sake     ima,coming    she's a,running says:
 LOLLOLLDEJGF KLHEGLKRSGHKLHRSWGLHRE"HJFHJKH
DGFJGKABSDGJAFJKGDSAFJKGSAFHKJGAFSFJH GHRLGJ
 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA RIFKANO NICE HAHAHA.
 Take a spray. i handle at my house all the time =/
jolo                               holdthrillkiss.bs.com says:
 HOW I DAMN  SCARED
Keldon, Putting it bluntly for your sake     ima,coming    she's a,running says:
 i take a spray and spray. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
jolo                               holdthrillkiss.bs.com says:
 DEODERANT CAN?
Keldon, Putting it bluntly for your sake     ima,coming    she's a,running says:
 LORKENJLEGFILJKWQGL"JWEgdnvrs;ajh' reahl;jewG'JBR 'JKT 'HTRA
 PJKhhahahHhHhjHhHhH u want it to smell nice?
jolo                               holdthrillkiss.bs.com says:
 FUCKFUCKFUCK HOW
Keldon, Putting it bluntly for your sake     ima,coming    she's a,running says:
 HAHAHAHAHAHHA take a bug spray. Dont u have any at home? HAHAHAHHAHAA
jolo                               holdthrillkiss.bs.com says:
 DONT HAVE MY MAID'S THE BUG SPRAY
Keldon, Putting it bluntly for your sake     ima,coming    she's a,running says:
 you're epic funny man. HAHAHAHHAHAHA. u know what?
jolo                               holdthrillkiss.bs.com says:
 HELP
Keldon, Putting it bluntly for your sake     ima,coming    she's a,running says:
 take a newspaper and roll it
jolo                               holdthrillkiss.bs.com says:
 HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Keldon, Putting it bluntly for your sake     ima,coming    she's a,running says:
 and smack away
jolo                               holdthrillkiss.bs.com says:
 NO
Keldon, Putting it bluntly for your sake     ima,coming    she's a,running says:
 k lets pray to god he might help rofl
jolo                               holdthrillkiss.bs.com says:
 I DONT EVEN DARE TO LOOOK AT IT OMG
Keldon, Putting it bluntly for your sake     ima,coming    she's a,running says:
 i dono how to help you really. hmm.
jolo                               holdthrillkiss.bs.com says:
 HELP
Keldon, Putting it bluntly for your sake     ima,coming    she's a,running says:
 LOL. k just. er.. i dunno man. take sth hit blindly.
jolo                               holdthrillkiss.bs.com says:
 MAYBE YOU CAN SAY STH COMFORTING
Keldon, Putting it bluntly for your sake     ima,coming    she's a,running says:
 oh. sorry, hey don worry.
jolo                               holdthrillkiss.bs.com says:
 HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP
Keldon, Putting it bluntly for your sake     ima,coming    she's a,running says:
 stand on ur chair,  it will never get u
jolo                               holdthrillkiss.bs.com says:
 CAN COCKROACHES FLY?
Keldon, Putting it bluntly for your sake     ima,coming    she's a,running says:
 NOPE, only rare species.
jolo                               holdthrillkiss.bs.com says:
 I'M STANDING ON THE TABLE. DAMN IT BUT THEY CAN CRAWL UP WALLS RIGHT?! AND THEY CAN REACH ME.
Keldon, Putting it bluntly for your sake     ima,coming    she's a,running says:
 they rarely have to though.
jolo                               holdthrillkiss.bs.com says:
 WELL THIS ONE LOOKS RARE HELP OMG WTF HELP I DAMN SCARED!
Keldon, Putting it bluntly for your sake     ima,coming    she's a,running says:
Don't worry,  look at the screen. don't look at it. it's not gonna harm you, it's gonna go away.
jolo                               holdthrillkiss.bs.com says:
 OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG ITS FREAKING CRAWLING KELDON HELP HELP OH MY GOD I NEED TO SCREAM JUST THAT I CAN'T  OR THE WHOLE HOUSE WILL WAKE UP OR I WOULD HAVE SCREAMED TILL THE WHOLE BLOCK CAN HEAR!
Keldon, Putting it bluntly for your sake     ima,coming    she's a,running says:
Dont. Panic. Take it that you need to go for a toilet break. Go now or take a broom and shoo it away. It's as dirty as the broom. Just go toilet for a while.
jolo                               holdthrillkiss.bs.com says:
 TOILET?! ITS GUARDING THE BLOODY ENTRANCE! IF NOT I WOULD HAVE WOKEN MY MAID
Keldon, Putting it bluntly for your sake     ima,coming    she's a,running says:
 OPEN THE DOOR. LET IT OUT THEN LOCK
jolo                               holdthrillkiss.bs.com says:
 HUH YOU KNOW WHATS THE GAP UNDER DOORS FOR
Keldon, Putting it bluntly for your sake     ima,coming    she's a,running says:
 WITH SUPER GLUE. Take a cloth and cover the gap like rainy days.
jolo                               holdthrillkiss.bs.com says:
 THEN HOW DO I LET MYSELF OUT THE NEXT MORNING. OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.
Keldon, Putting it bluntly for your sake     ima,coming    she's a,running says:
 just put it there, dont stopper it.
jolo                               holdthrillkiss.bs.com says:
 I DAMN SCARED I DAMN SCARED. HOOOOWWWWWWWWWW. K CAN YOU JUST TELL ME HOW TO SNEAK OUT OF MY ROOM WITHOUT ALARMING THE COCKROACH? AND WHEN I SNEAK OUT TELL ME HOW THE HELL DO I ON THE LIGHT? COS I'M AFRAID OF THE DARK AS WELL
Keldon, Putting it bluntly for your sake     ima,coming    she's a,running says:
 take your hand phone.
jolo                               holdthrillkiss.bs.com says:
 DAMN IT I'M A BLOODY COWARD.
Keldon, Putting it bluntly for your sake     ima,coming    she's a,running says:
 call ur maid
jolo                               holdthrillkiss.bs.com says:
 I CALLED MY MAID. THREE TIMES THEN THERES THIS BLOODY INDIAN MUSIC THATS SUPPOSED TO BE VOICEMAIL.KELDON HELP ME.
Keldon, Putting it bluntly for your sake     ima,coming    she's a,running says:
 on ur hp light make a dash to ur maids room.  HAHAHAHAHHA! Be brave,  you're an animal lover.  it will never harm u, dont worry... i'm not much use either..
jolo                               holdthrillkiss.bs.com says:
 ITS HIDEOUS. AND ACTUALLY IM AN ANIMAL LOVER NOT AN INSECT LOVER. NO I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE WITH ME TO FREAK OUT.
Keldon, Putting it bluntly for your sake     ima,coming    she's a,running says:
 seriously man if i were there it would be screwed. LOL, k dont look at it.
jolo                               holdthrillkiss.bs.com says:
 FUCK ITS MOVING AGAIN.
Keldon, Putting it bluntly for your sake     ima,coming    she's a,running says:
 jsut dont look at it. i would tell u to do sth. But..
jolo                               holdthrillkiss.bs.com says:
 HOW YOU TELL ME HOW YOU TELL ME HOW
Keldon, Putting it bluntly for your sake     ima,coming    she's a,running says:
 that would make it worse
jolo                               holdthrillkiss.bs.com says:
 TELL ME JUST TELL ME
Keldon, Putting it bluntly for your sake     ima,coming    she's a,running says:
 throw sth at it,  keep throwing!
jolo                               holdthrillkiss.bs.com says:
 K I THINK I'M GETTING THE SPRAY
Keldon, Putting it bluntly for your sake     ima,coming    she's a,running says:
 until its's away from the door.  yeah any spray will do, just spray and suffocate it.
jolo                               holdthrillkiss.bs.com says:
 FUCK ITS MOVING AGAIN YES WTF ITS OUT OF THE ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG FUCK THE COCKROACH.
Keldon, Putting it bluntly for your sake     ima,coming    she's a,running says:
 QUICK,  A CLOTH!  cover the bottom.
jolo                               holdthrillkiss.bs.com says:
 I DONT DARE TO MOVE OMG
Keldon, Putting it bluntly for your sake     ima,coming    she's a,running says:
 ..wow. what an ordeal. move,  you gotta move.
jolo                               holdthrillkiss.bs.com says:
 I TRIED TO PUT THE TOWEL THERE BUT I DONT DARE TO STUFF IT
Keldon, Putting it bluntly for your sake     ima,coming    she's a,running says:
 seal the door or just do it with a stick
jolo                               holdthrillkiss.bs.com says:
 NOOOOO WHAT IF THERE ARE OTHERS LIKE ITS FRIENDS.
Keldon, Putting it bluntly for your sake     ima,coming    she's a,running says:
 or your leg. coackroach likes the dark so i wanted ask u to off the lights then it will move and u cant see it. It will move away. But,  you're afraid of dark so...
jolo                               holdthrillkiss.bs.com says:
 THAT IS DAMN STUPID WONT THEY JUST LIKE CRAWL TO MY BED
Keldon, Putting it bluntly for your sake     ima,coming    she's a,running says:
 they would
jolo                               holdthrillkiss.bs.com says:
 ANYWAY, GUESS WHAT? AFTER I STUFFED THE DOOR. K AFTER I STUFFED THE DOOR MY SISTER CALLED ME.  SHES COMING HOME LATE. AND SHE WANTS ME TO OPEN THE DOOR FOR HER.
Keldon, Putting it bluntly for your sake     ima,coming    she's a,running says:
 FYL
jolo                               holdthrillkiss.bs.com says:
 AND THE COCKROACH JUST CONVENIENTLY RAN OUT OF THE DOOR.
 FML LAH REALLY  FML.
Keldon, Putting it bluntly for your sake     ima,coming    she's a,running says:
 erm. tell u the truth, get a bug spray, it's worth the effort to me honestly.  i love killing cockroaches as long as they are not in my house. i will step,  but i dont wana dirty my house so i use a spray and wrap it with tissue later.
jolo                               holdthrillkiss.bs.com says:
 I DONT DARE LAH
Keldon, Putting it bluntly for your sake     ima,coming    she's a,running says:
 you're 200 times its size. IT doesn't dare move cos it knows you're there.
jolo                               holdthrillkiss.bs.com says:
 OMG MY SISTER IS AT THE DOOR HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO OPEN THE DOOR FOR HER.
Keldon, Putting it bluntly for your sake     ima,coming    she's a,running says:
 just walk over and spray. Take ur blanket, wrap, and run over. Your blanket protects u from countless nights
 why not tonight?
jolo                               holdthrillkiss.bs.com says:
 omg what do you mean by countless nights. Dont freak me out now. k i'm no longer the one freaking out
 my sister is freaking out because she needs to bathe. HAHA
Keldon, Putting it bluntly for your sake     ima,coming    she's a,running says:
 HAHAHAHHA  i mean, nvm take ur blanket as ur armor or sth hahahah! A nice roll,  hahahahahhahahaaha.
jolo                               holdthrillkiss.bs.com says:
 WHAT NICE ROLL. Ah my maid finally woke up. hallelujah!
Keldon, Putting it bluntly for your sake     ima,coming    she's a,running says:
 HAHAHAHA God sure helped u there.
jolo                               holdthrillkiss.bs.com says:
 BUT THE COCKROACH IS WELL HIDDEN.
 haha yeah.
Keldon, Putting it bluntly for your sake     ima,coming    she's a,running says:
 HAHAHA WELL HIDEEN
jolo                               holdthrillkiss.bs.com says:
 thank god really thank god.
Keldon, Putting it bluntly for your sake     ima,coming    she's a,running says:
 IT'S GONNA ATTACK U ROFLMAO
jolo                               holdthrillkiss.bs.com says:
 anyway, i dont care if it's 200 times my size, i already know that. HAHA my sister asked my maid to scan through the toilet. But if i were her i wouldnt be so scared. cos toilet got so many weapons!
Keldon, Putting it bluntly for your sake     ima,coming    she's a,running says:
 HAHAHAHHAHAHA GOT POLE ARM? hahahah wa ur toilet is heavily armed?
jolo                               holdthrillkiss.bs.com says:
 HAHA. got ten thousand sprays, toothpaste, SHOWER HEAD! TOILET BOWL, bottles of soap and shampoo.
Keldon, Putting it bluntly for your sake     ima,coming    she's a,running says:
 HAHAHAHHAA! well armed,  nice  NICE!  world war 3 i sure find u in the toilet with the venturer face.
jolo                               holdthrillkiss.bs.com says:
 HAHA EH you know what. MY FRIEND JUST TOLD ME THAT COCKROACHES CAN FLY.
 NOT ONLY RARE ONES. KELDON YOU BLUFF ME T.T
Keldon, Putting it bluntly for your sake     ima,coming    she's a,running says:
 hmm, i had to give u courage, but the rare small ones are only in sg. You should see the african hissing coackroach. JESUS BIG.
jolo                               holdthrillkiss.bs.com says:
 HUH OKAY SHUT UP NOW
Keldon, Putting it bluntly for your sake     ima,coming    she's a,running writes:
1 thing i wana point out now is that if u dont kill them they will reproduce at the rate of 2 coackroach = 24 coackroach in 2 weeks,  11 coackroaches a week.
jolo                               holdthrillkiss.bs.com says:
 O.O
Keldon, Putting it bluntly for your sake     ima,coming    she's a,running says:
 no joke my dear
jolo                               holdthrillkiss.bs.com says:
 IM HUNTING THAT COCKROACH DOWN TMR.
Keldon, Putting it bluntly for your sake     ima,coming    she's a,running says:
 LOL! yeah do that. another thing i want to point out, your maid is not doing a good job unless ur house is uber big there should not be cockroach or k u can just tell ur maid to aim for cockroaches instead of instigating wether u got a bf or not hahahha! k so you're majorly afraid of cockroaches and a little lightning. Noted.  hahaha.  hey ima turn in now tc of your self from that nastything lol, good night sweet(*********) =x
jolo                               holdthrillkiss.bs.com said (2:47 AM):
 HAHAH that was hilarious. kk thanks for going through the ordeal with me. night!
jolo                               holdthrillkiss.bs.com said (3:14 AM):
 OMG COCKROACH CAME BACK IN AND I NEED TO PEE.